Breaking Bad with Things You Missed
Things You Missed is meant to keep you mildly entertained and informed about a topic; so you can take a morning poop without having to read shampoo bottles (again), or so you can drop a random nugget of knowledge in conversation and not seem so stupid (jokes on you, I’m my own research team.) This week’s TYM covers the announcement of a Breaking Bad feature-length film using the original Breaking Bad television storylines. Vince Gilligan (the shows creator) did a perfect job wrapping up the series, so why bring the show back on the big screen? Can’t we just let good things ride off into the sunset? OR, is this movie the closure we need for some storylines? Things You Missed cooks up the answers, so you can smoke those answers while taking a morning poop.
P.S. I’ve met a few people that said they didn’t enjoy Breaking Bad because it starts off TOO SLOW. For that argument, I refer you to @BarstoolNate’s tweet below. If ALL OF THAT doesn’t excite you, I want to know what the fuck you’ve seen that makes Breaking Bad not exciting? Is there some edgy foreign French series out there with tons of sex, drugs, and people shooting ping pong balls out of their buttholes to rob banks that I don’t know about? If you flat out just don’t like the series, that’s acceptable, BUT don’t say it starts off slow. The TV show Mad Men starts off slow (still great.)
P.S.S. Would you watch that foreign french television show?